This short story is an entry in the 2002 Soc.Sexuality.Spanking Summer Short Story Contest and is copyright by the author and commercial use is prohibited without permission.  Personal/private copies are permitted only if complete including the copyright notice.  The author would appreciate your comments

Category:  Parody/Poetry  I wasn't planning to enter the contest, but this was irresistible. Credit for the original goes to Fats Waller and Andy Razaf.  If you want the original lyrics, just email me.  Enjoy!
 

Ain't Misbehavin

By

Kate <Ecattiva@aol.com>

No one to spank me, all by myself,
No one to thrash me, my cane's up on the shelf,
Ain't misbehavin', I'm saving my bum for you.

I know for certain the top I love,
I don't mind hurtin', as long as it's by your glove,
Ain't Misbehavin', I'm saving my bum for you.

Like Jack Horner, in the corner,
I won't stay there, what do I care,
Your spankings are worth bratting for, believe me.

I don't stay out late, don't dare say "No!",
I'm home around eight, or sitting on a pillow,
Ain't misbehavin', I'm saving my bum for you.

The End

© Copyright Summer, 2002

Reviews

Tami  <tamishy(at)webtv(dot)net>
I'm glad you did enter, we need a little fun and offbeat piece. Well-worked lyrics, fun theme, a enjoying piece to read. Nice Job.

Mary Catherine  <marycatherine(at)saintfrancis-sfg(dot)net>
I always think that parody is one of the most difficult categories to write. That said, this is one of the finest parodies I've read in a long time. The wording was right on, kink-appropriate, and really fit with the pacing of the song.

Jodi  <ladiejj(at)webtv(dot)net>
This one made me laugh. The words flow into the tune. Good word choice here. Nicely done..

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