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Wife Swap

Alex Birch

Intro:  British TV has a series where couples in different walks of
life swap partners for a week, very respectably and non sexually (one
assumes) so that they each experience life with 'the other half'. 
Maybe America has something similar but this is my take on it.


'WIFE SWAP'

by Alex Birch

Category: Adult
Words: 501


Lady Antonia Danvers was appalled when her husband discussed the TV
company's invitation, and said so.

'It's so demeaning...' she exclaimed '...me... share a house with..a.a
coal miner?  My God, are you mad?'

Sir George grinned. 'Look dear..' he said gently '..they've offered
£10,000. You know we're struggling to keep the chateau going.  Anyway
its just sampling the way of life for a week.  There's a no sex
clause...you don't have to sleep with the man!!'

Antonia snorted her disapproval but reluctantly accepted his logic. 
Within a week they were on TV, introduced to Alf and Betty Boggs and,
amid great fanfare and gritted teeth on Antonia's part, each was newly
paired up and sent back to their temporary homes in a blaze of
publicity.

To her surprise, Antonia found the small mining cottage clean and tidy,
though cramped, and Alf was the perfect gentleman, never taking
advantage of her, so she tried to hide her distaste at his rough manner
and diet of fries and pork sandwiches which she had to serve on time . 
On day two she got up to bathe, finding the bathroom door ajar, and him
with not a stitch on, her heart suddenly pounding at the sight of his
muscular body and large penis. She crept back to her room, hot and
excited.

On day 3, she decided to improve his diet, but the supermarket queue
was long and she was very late back.  She found him sitting angrily at
the table staring at her.

'Sorry I'm late!' she faltered and stared wide eyed as he rose from the
table and began to unbuckle his belt.

'Wh..what are you doing?' she gasped and he grunted.

'I don't demand much..' he barked '..'cept me snap served on time. 
When a woman o' mine can't even do that, 'er gets a good 'idin!! Now
get thee fancy drawers down and bend over!'

Antonia gasped, yet her heart raced as she reached under her skirt and
obediently pulled her panties down.  She pulled up her skirt and closed
her eyes, shame blended with excitement as the belt cracked against her
bottom over and over until she was dripping vaginal fluid and crying in
delight. The whipping stopped then she felt strong fingers massaging
vaseline into her anus.

'Oh God..no sex..' she gasped '..you promised!!'

'Aye..' he grinned '..but tradesmens entrance don't count!!'......



...George and Antonia were reunited at the end of the week and both
looked at the other with red faced guilt for they had pledged honesty
throughout their marriage.

'Betty licked my balls and did things you've never thought of!!' George
admitted shame faced.

'Alf whipped my bare arse and buggered me!' Antonia whispered , then
both stared at the other in shocked surprise.

'Should we ..er..ring them up and extend the loan?' George muttered as
Antonia threw her arms round him in delight.

Joni

Alex:

I found this quite entertaining! I get so tired of "reality" shows, and all the new twists -- we have something along these lines in America, too, unfortunately. But this was fun, and I loved the line Alf used to get around the original agreement!

Nicely done and thank you!

Joni

chantymer

This is an excellent story, well written and very descriptive. It is easy for the reader to put themselves into the character's roles. Situations are very realistic, it is easy to put yourself in character.

Haley Brimley

LOL! One of the funniest stories read this year. But, man, it's so gross. Heh. Part of what makes it fun, I suppose. Really clever, for the idea and for the way it developes. The character of Alf is just priceless, in the way he speaks and everything, and certain lines are really hilarious. A spanking-and-sex story which focuses your attention (or at least mine) on everything but spanking and sex. Hehe. Just lovely.