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Little Red Riding Hood Meets the Woodsman

Y. Lee Coyote

SSC2004-11[Child]: Little Red Riding Hood Meets the Woodsman (M/f,
spank, fractured fairytale)

Here I go again with another fractured fairy tale.  Hope you're not
tired of them.  It is, of course, fiction.  It contains a scene of a
spanking.  If such a subject is offensive, uninteresting or if you are a
minor (i.e., child) please leave now.

This work is copyright by the author and commercial use is prohibited
without permission.  Personal/private copies are permitted only if
complete including the copyright notice.

The author would appreciate your comments -- pro and con, including
constructive criticism, and suggestions.  

E-mail: YLeeCoyote at mail dot com


Little Red Riding Hood Meets the Woodsman
By
Y. Lee Coyote

Once upon a time there was a girl called Little Red Riding Hood.  One
day her mother wanted her to do an errand.  Because Red was a smartass,
her mother had to give her a lecture first to remind her of the rules
for her safety.

"And remember that you are to go straight to grandma's with this basket
of goodies.  You are to take the main road and not talk to strangers.
There are some wicked people out there and you have to be careful in
these troubled times.  Do you understand me?"

"Yes, mother." said Red in the exasperated tone that reaches its
perfection in preteen girls who think that they are very grown up.

"Now promise me."

"I promise." lied the girl; she did not mean a word of it.

It was less than a half hour later that Red stopped to talk to the wolf.
He treated her very nicely and spoke to her as if she was grown up.  She
was bewitched by his charm and told him of her errand.  "What a good
young lady to both help your mother and visit your sick granny." he
smooth talked.  With that he bounded into the forest and Red turned down
the side road certain that it was a shortcut as indicated by the wolf.

She had not gone a hundred steps when she heard a great howl of pain.
Then several blows and more howls.  The forest went silent.

The Woodsman dashed from the thicket, his great axe now red as Red's
cloak.

"CHILD", he roared "YOU HAVE BEEN VERY FOOLISH.  YOU TOLD THAT EVIL WOLF
FAR TOO MUCH.  IF I HADN'T KILLED HIM, HE WOULD HAVE EATEN YOUR GRANNY
AND THEN YOU.  DID NOT YOU PROMISE YOUR MOTHER NOT TO TALK TO STRANGERS
AND TO STAY ON THE MAIN ROAD?"

Red was scared.  She nodded for she now knew that she had done wrong and
was just beginning to understand the seriousness of her transgression as
she saw the blood dripping from the great axe.

"Your mother was right in asking me to watch you."

The Woodsman took Red by the wrist and lead her over to a tree stump
where he sat down.  It was easy to flip the girl over his lap.  He
raised her cloak and skirt and several petticoats to expose her little
round bottom.

"Please don't spank me; please.  I'll be good.  I promise." she cried.

But the Woodsman knew what her promises were worth so he answered with
his big, hard hand propelled by his strong arm much more use to chopping
trees.  Red howled much like the wolf had.  Soon her bottom was the
color of her cloak and she was crying loudly.

This time she did as she was suppose to staying on the main road to
Granny's house.  Her granny was most pleased to see her, washed her face
and comforted her.  But she did not get any sympathy for being
deservedly soundly spanked.

The End

© Copyright A.I.L.  July 10, 2004
Y.

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Angie

Oh, I love this one! I've always felt that Little Red needed a good bottom-warming. I thought the prose flowed well and this was a nice take on a familiar tale. Very sweet story!

Haley Brimley

Yet another Little Red Riding Hood story, and it's one of the best. Ironic and well thought out, with a couple of cute puns. Less bratty/fairy-talesque than others, but it's also a good point. Got to me quite well.

Haron

I would have liked this fairy tail so much more as a child if it actually went the way this story suggests. Of course, the Woodsman would also have to spank the mother, for sending a child into the woods on her own...