Category: First/last
Be Kind - Please Rewind
BE KIND - PLEASE REWIND (FIRST/LAST) (M/F) "The rule is in the video rental agreement Mrs. Sullivan" the grinning video clerk said. "After five failures to rewind, you get a paddling." "That's ridiculous", the attractive 27 year old school teacher said. "There is no way I'm going to let one of my STUDENTS paddle me!" "I'm 18 now, and a duly authorized employee of ButtBuster Video", Timmy retorted gleefully. "Let's see - you both rented FRIED GREEN TOMATOES on January 11th" Timmy said as he scribbled the title down on the count sheet. "Not rewound". "I remember that one" her husband sighed. "Another horrible chick flick". "Oh, the agony!" "And THE TERMINATOR on 2/10th, but that one was rewound". "I got to choose that week" her husband explained. "It was my birthday". "Ah next week: THE WAY WE WERE" Timmy continued. "Not rewound". "I'm sure I never..." Helen started to protest. But her husband cut her off, with a soft sing song voice. "And what's too painful to remember" he warbled, "we simply choose to forget". "CASABLANCA on the 14th..." Timmy said. "It seems destiny has taken a hand" her husband chortled in his best Bogart voice. "DIRTY HARRY AND MAGNUM FORCE on the 20th", Timmy continued. "But those were both rewound". "Swell" her husband said, doing his Clint Eastwood impression. "You seem to do better when your husband picks the movies" Timmy observed archly. "LOVE STORY was the next one", Timmy said, beaming. "I'm sorry but..." Helen countered. "Love means never having to say you're sorry" her husband corrected. Timmy came around the counter and quickly cuffed his teacher's wrists behind her back. An amused crowd formed as Timmy sat down in a director's chair in front of the counter and positioned his lovely teacher's shapely bottom over his knee. Helen gasped as her husband handed the grinning teenager the BUTTBUSTER VIDEO paddle. Helen squirmed helplessly as Timmy raised her fashionably short skirt. Helen blushed as the men in the crowd whistled at her cute yellow panties. But it was about to get worse. "Wait!" Helen cried as Timmy inserted his fingers into the waistband of her panties. "That's only four movies!" "Gone with the Wind" Timmy replied. Helen blushed crimson as her underpants descended to her knees. "Please!" Helen said to her husband. "Don't let him paddle me!" "Not on the bare!" "Everyone's watching!" Her husband smiled down on her as Timmy raised the paddle in the air. "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn".
Alex Birch email
We all have a variety of 'buttons' to push and if this story didnt trigger anything greatly erotic it certainly triggered my sense of humour. The premise of spankings delivered to those who dont rewind videos must prompt a nod of approval from many people who have borrowed videos and discovered they are watching the 'snow' at the end. I found myself grinning broadly as hubbie trilled along to the punch lines of each title and of course when it got to the the last one (no spoiler) the end was inevitable but none the worse for that. Very enjoyable.
Polara email
Broad grinning here. A nice humorous story. I'm impressed with the way you managed to make me giggle with those tried and true old lines; I think it was because of the way you attributed them to the husband. I also liked the little twist of the employee being a student and the offender being his teacher.
Haron email
Poor clerk has the most horrible job in the world - imagine the variety of people he'd have to paddle... all the different ages, appearances, genders, personal grooming habits... It's only fair that from time to time he lucks on a cute teacher, but I do feel sorry for him for the rest of the time.