Return to SSC 2008 Story Archive
I Feel Tiny
Wayward Maiden

waywardmaiden (at) gmail (dot) com

Category: Parody Tribute

This is my tribute to "I Feel Pretty" but only the part that Maria
sings. If you don't know the song, you can listen to it right here:

Youtube Video Link





I feel tiny,
Oh so tiny,
I feel tiny and whiny and scared
And my hiney
I'm afraid will very soon be bared

He is mean-faced
When by my waist
He tosses me across his knee
I am disgraced
But from his steel grip I can't flee

I feel shivers
My heart quivers
As my panties drop down to the floor
He delivers
One hard spank, then, two, three and more

I am squealing
He's unfeeling
As my bottom turns bright apple red
He is stealing
The last of my pride - every last shred

My bum's burning
Tummy churning
As this spanking just goes on and on
I am learning
That he has both the brains and the brawn

He has stopped now
And makes me vow
To be a good girl all day long
He won't allow
For me to do one little thing wrong

I do so swear
He says, "Nose there,"
And off into the corner I go
Ever aware
That I do reap the thing that I sow


Readers Comments:
Kris Worsci:  worsci (at) webtv (dot) net

That was adorable!  I can just see Maria whirling around, belting this
out.  This fit well enough I had no trouble at all singing this one in
the shower.
 CK:  CrimsnKid6 (at) aol (dot) com

"West Side Story" is one of my favorite musicals, in spite of its sad ending, and I found this to be a clever parody of one its best-known songs that captures the helplessness and nervousness of an impending and unavoidable punishment in a light manner.
   My one minor quibble would be the too limited use of punctuation, which should be used in poetry (which song lyrics generally are) as well as prose.
Mary:  gemcollector2001 (at) yahoo (dot) com

I found this little song to be very cute and also very funny, the writer managed to grab the feelings of a spankee and mix them very well with the original lyrics I believe anyway quite nicely.

I was able to envision myself as the actress from the movie "Pretty Women" while being spanked to this song. I really liked this alot.
Alex:  alexbirch (at) blueyonder (dot) co (dot) uk

This is a cute, well put together little parody of 'I feel pretty' though I feel the 'poet' has been a little timid in only doing repeats of the chorus. I would have been mucho impressed if she(I assume she) had attempted the verse too. Yes it's nice, scans most of the time, and you can sing along to it.  I find this kind of parody a little hard to review by conventional story guidelines but nice enou

Jess:  peaceluvnbooks (at) clovermail (dot) net

The line in the early part of the piece that reads "tiny and whiny and scared" made me chuckle each time I read it.  I thought this piece was adorable.  I don't mean that to be condescending, that's just the best descriptor I can think up for my feelings toward it.

And yet on a reread, I wasn't sure if it was meant to be as light-hearted as I had first taken it. I wonder if the person receiving the spanking really believed it unfair?  It wasn't clear to me whether this piece was meant to describe a playful spanking between partners or a serious punishment one given by someone who truly is "unfeeling" and pride-stealing.

Rhyming can be difficult and this author managed not to make their words seem forced or contrived.  I could hear this song in my head and the writer's words fit nicely into the melody.  I feel the piece was very creative and does a nice job of portraying the thoughts that can go through one's head during a spanking.