Parody

8 Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter

Tyr

Note : Spanking. I don't usually do F/m but it just doesn't work the other way. All Copyright reserved to the author.

John feels a room full of eyes following him; His sixteen old girlfriend Jennifer, her two younger sisters pressing their lips together to suppress giggling. Her Mother, Mrs. Henry sternly smiles, her voice dark and commanding. She reads from a paper.

"Johnny, I have 8 rules for dating my teenage daughters. Agree to them and Jenny can date you. I've discussed them with your Mother, she agrees completely and in writing."

"One, is that I must meet your Mother and she backs me up in all the rules completely. She tells me you've never been spanked. If you break any of my rules you will be. This is your last chance to back out."

John gulps, shocked, nodding his head yes without thinking. Mom agreed? She smiles at his easy submission.

"Two, while I expect some sexual contact is reasonable, my Jenny is three times a virgin and shall remain that way."

John stares mouth open gaping. He comes closer to try and see her list

"Three, When picking up Jenny come on time or early, though she is always late getting ready. If you're late you will be strapped ten times plus one for each minute you are late. No excuses are acceptable. All punishments happen in front of everybody in the living room and always bare bottom.

"Four, If you make her say 'No', not just in a passionate moment, but at school or wherever; it's a dozen with my cane. This is wonderful training for later in life. Later you'll appreciate it.

"Five, Sexual contact is limited to when she initiates and you can not advance it. For instance when parking; hands cuffed behind you, seat belt on, shirts off and blind folded. A hand job after she rubs on you is acceptable."

John looks over to Jennifer who pulls a set of handcuffs from her purse.

John feels his erection growing, not knowing why.

"Six, Arriving home late is thirty with the strap, plus one per minute, an extra twenty on the first hour, thirty for the second, etc plus fifty if she's not in bed by her curfew. This will be repeated before your next date with her two sisters splitting the number on your bare behind.

"Seven, Each date ends with me questioning you about exactly what went on. Any evasion is a dozen with the cane, lying is two. Doing anything I wouldn't approve of, a session with my hairbrush."

"Eight, Jenny now has a hairbrush just like mine. She will use it on you for; swearing, lack of etiquette, wandering eye, begging or even asking for number five, etc. She can spank you in front of her sisters or her two best friends or give them the brush to handle the chore."

Pulling his pants to ankles in one motion, Mrs. Henry pushes him to Jennifer who pulls him over her knee. She has an enormous hairbrush and grin.

"Twenty minutes hard and fast so he gets the point."

Kessily

At just slightly over 500 words (506) this story fits the length requirements, and it certainly fits the category requirements as a parody. I'm not entirely sure what it's a parody of however. There are no movies similar to the title that I can find. There IS a television show, but the daughter's names are different. There is also a comedian skit by Bruce Cameron that fits the title and description. Since I'm not sure which the author was going for it makes it a little hard to judge on that basis.

However, it was a well-written parody and very amusing. The rules are great. I especially liked: "Four, If you make her say 'No', not just in a passionate moment, but at school or wherever; it's a dozen with my cane. This is wonderful training for later in life. Later you'll appreciate it."

zadigski

This is an excellent story about new rules for young men. And the consequences of disobeying those rules. I feel there is a lack of continuity at the end because the young man hasn't broken any rules yet.

I did not understand of what this is supposed to be a parody.

Barrister

This story pushed a lot of my hot buttons for sure.  The combination of teen-aged lust, angst and uncomprehending emerging kink really works.  This is one of those stories where you wish there were more or a sequel.