If I'm Bratty and You Notice
To the tune of "If You're Happy and You Know It" (Clap Your Hands)
If I'm bratty and you notice slap my ass.
If I'm bratty and you notice slap my ass.
If I'm bratty and you know it,
Let me tell you how to show it:
If I'm bratty and you notice slap my ass.
If I'm bratty and you notice swat my seat.
If I'm bratty and you notice swat my seat.
It's my subtle way to mention
That I'm craving your attention.
If I'm bratty and you notice swat my seat.
If I'm bratty and you notice smack my tail.
If I'm bratty and you notice smack my tail.
If I'm whiny or I'm pushy,
Spank me on my naked tushy.
If I'm bratty and you notice smack my tail.
If I'm bratty and you notice spank my bum.
If I'm bratty and you notice spank my bum.
Got a spanking on my bummy,
Now I'm sleeping on my tummy!
If I'm bratty and you notice spank my bum.
Mary Richards email
This was a great parady! i loved it and knowing that particular song very well the author did a great job with the reworking of it. I also gave it an actual try with singing it outloud and it works just as it should. "sang it to my uncles voice mail" You can clearly hear the original tone to the song while singing the new words. A very well done twist on the original song!
sarah nada email
"If I'm Bratty" is cute and silly, and the fact that the original song features hand clapping works well with the spanking theme. The words are a good fit for the tune, too.
Mija email
A cute parody that scans well and might be fun as a performance dare at a spanking party (I'm imagining a group of school boys and girls in uniform, complete with hand gestures). Clearly the song was written with this alternate version in mind. Fun stuff.